Adulterated Brain Syndrome (ABS); Most Contagious Disease In Osun Adeola Solaja

By taxonomy of syndrome, it implies a number of symptoms occuring together and characterising a specific disease; while brain unequivocally points to the integral portion of human nervous system. Adulterate, in it’s verb form, simply means to make something weaker or worse quality by adding something else to it, according to Cambridge Dictionary.

In view of the above, I consider it essentially compulsory, as a researcher, to share my new research findings to Osun citizenry, with regards to recent anomaly in the socio-political arena of the state, and the need to be extremely careful and vigilant.

In my critical and methodological examination of quality, logic and substance of political debates in the Osun public space, especially through several social media platforms, I discovered that there is an evolving misnomer, which if not quickly addressed, could erode sophistication away from the Osun societal structure.

My findings identified a man, one Akintude Bello Sheriff(ABS), as the source of the identified anomaly, and after discreet investigation and curious fact-cheking, subjected to empherical examination, the results came out thus:

1. ABS IS UNDER THE SIEGE OF A POLITICAL SHYLOCK AT EDE, WHO IS SUFFERING FROM ACUTE SHORTAGE OF INTELLECT.

2. ABS IS A LAZY YOUNG MAN WITH NO VERIFIABLE ACADEMIC BACKGROUND EXCEPT A PSYCHOLOGICAL CONSOLATION THROUGH IMPERSONATED TITLE OF AN ENGINEER.

3. ABS IS A VULNERABLE TOOL OF UNDIGNIFIED PEDIGREE WITH HIGH LEVEL OF DOCILITY.

4. ABS IS AN INDOLENT WITHOUT A SPECIFIC AND IDENTIFIED EMPLOYMENT SINCE THE BEGINNING OF HIS ADULTHOOD.

5. ABS IS JUST A MEDIUM THROUGH WHICH A VIRULENT CAPITALIST SPEAKS WITH INTENSION TO MISINFORM THE GENERAL PUBLIC AND HIJACK POLITICAL POWER THROUGH THE BACK DOOR.

Against this backdrop, these identified symptoms above, according to my findings, are characterising a specific disease of ‘GREED’ like every topical SYNDROME.

In conclusion therefore, such character of ABS has no requisite strength of character nor cognitive capacity to criticise the worst government, not to talk of meticulous, moderate, and prudent government of Adegboyega Oyetola.

The most brilliant element in their political cubicle can not successfully govern a ward.

History of immoral and debased style of governance in the early 90s, during aborted third republic is still in our archive, where government house was turned to brothel by one of their own.

MAY WE CONTINUE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AS INDIVIDUALS AND KEEP SAFE AGAINST RAVAGING # ADULTERATED BRAIN SYNDROME (ABS).

Adeola Solaja writes from Ipetu-ijesha.